OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
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