There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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