There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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