You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
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