I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
