Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
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