i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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