How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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