I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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