Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
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