it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
I touched a dick in church today
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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