I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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