my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Houston, we have a blender
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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