I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
My orgasm happened in two different decades
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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