this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
You need Xanax blowdarts
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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