You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
Randomize
