so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
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