yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
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