Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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