When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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