Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
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