I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
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