I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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