Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
A bitchslap is in order.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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