So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
Randomize
