If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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