stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
She announced her abortion via fbk
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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