East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
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