I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
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