Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
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