i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
The beer is more important than you right now.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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