we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
Let's get the cat blown out
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
