Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
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