everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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