That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
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