I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
be right there i have to get my cape
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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