I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
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