are you still at the devil's house?
Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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