Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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