Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I think people are normalizing furries
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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