so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
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