You don't have asthma, your pregnant
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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