i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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