P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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