elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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