I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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