I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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