tell your sister to shave her snatch
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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