I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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