I cockslap morals
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
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