He asked to "fluff my boner.."
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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