Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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