I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
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