Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
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